A Madden Glitch of My Very Own

In playing Madden last night, something a bit odd happened...

On a 3rd-and-long play in the first quarter, Mariota was lined up in the shotgun awaiting the snap.  After snapping, Center Ben Jones appears to throw the ball between his legs FORWARD over his head 30 to 40 yards downfield.  The game promptly rules this a Mariota fumble and the Bears recover.  Huh???

2017 Highly Accurate NFL Predictions

Football, football, football, football, football, and football. Yep, that’s all we care about right now and any human that doesn’t should be shot into space. But, like the sun rises in the...east?, I think sounds right, well, just like that, then in a frantic few days before the first game, I rush to get my always dead-on-the-money NFL Predictions published. Look, I know it is rough for some people not seeing these prior to their Fantasy team drafts, but them’s the breaks. Here we go!

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2016 Highly Accurate NFL Predictions

Oh, thank heavens, it's that time of year again. No, not time for football, funnel cake season! But, since a lot of people seem to care about football, I suppose I should actually tell everyone exactly what is going to happen this season so they don't need to actually bother watching the games. I'm nice like that, what can I say. Anyhow, here is exactly, team-by-team, horrible player-by-Manziel what will happen in this glorious football season.

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2015 Highly Accurate NFL Predictions!

Sit back, relax, and don't bother watching the NFL season because all you need to know is going to be right here on this page...so, SPOILER WARNING! Don't say I didn't warn you!

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2014 Highly Accurate NFL Predictions!

We wait all year for one day...all year for the one thing in life that can bring us pure, unadulterated joy and happiness. And that day is upon us as Lord Football has decended from the heavens to deliver on to us a game between...well, two teams I don't care for. But, football is football and praise be to it. But, thanks to me, there is now another reason to rejoice on this day. For with the coming of almight football comes this year's highly accurate, lead pipe lock, predictions. Why even watch the season...reading this is like having a swimming pool filled with those creepy girls from Minority Report.

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2013 NFL Draft - Titans Shopping List

With the High Holy day of NFL Draft upon us, what do I want from the Titans?  Here are a few of the top picks with my top 3 scenarios:

Round 1, Pick #10:

Scenario 1:  Chance Warmack, Guard, Alabama Chance is an automatic, Day 1 starter who will instantly not only improve the position, but the entire offense.

Scenario 2:  Barkevious Mingo, Defensive End, LSU Uh, he has a sweet name.

Scenario 3:  Dee Milliner, Cornerback, Alabama Every team needs a top level corner

Round 2, Pick #40

Scenario 1a:  D.J. Hayden, Cornerback, Houston Coming off injury, but could be an all time great...or not, it's the draft, who knows.

Scenario 1a:  Alex Okafor, Defensive End, Texas Probably the best pass rusher thought to go in the 2nd round

Scenario 2/3:  Larry Warford, Guard, Kentucky If we go D in Round 1, then Warford in the second is essential.

Round 3, Pick #70

Scenario 1: Stedman Bailey, Wide Receiver, WVU I have seen him in almost every game he has ever played in, would love to see him with the Titans.

Scenario 2:  Terrance Williams, Wide Receiver, Baylor I think he is drastically underrated in this draft.

Round 3, Pick # 97

Scenario 1, 2, and 3:  Bacarri Rambo, Safety, Georgia I have seen him mocked to the Titans around this pick in a lot of places...let's hope it comes true.

2013 NFL Draft - My Predictions

My life wouldn't be complete if I didn't have some way of trying to prove I know more about football than those paid to know about it for a living.  As a result, I now present my 2013 NFL Draft picks (please note, while there are teams present next to each pick, I am actually picking the slot and in some cases predicting trades, see picks 29 and 32).  

2013 NFL Predictions - Results

It's time to take a look back at just how brilliant I am when forecasting what will take place in the National Football League. Some of these were close. Some of these were just plain wrong. But a few of these predictions were just plain amazing. Enjoy my genius!!!

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2013 Highly Accurate NFL Predictions!

It's finally time for a new season of the best game ever...and with that new season is a new year of highly accurate, always correct NFL predictions. Remember, I am always right save for the times I am totally wrong.

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NFL Season Predictions - Recap

Yeah, I am way behind on recapping these, but at long last, let's see how awesome I am (please note, very little awesome will be contained within):

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At Long Last...2011 NFL Season Predictions

And I came down from on high carrying two stone tablets and on those stone tablets, you know, the world's best, always spot on, astounding, amazing, NFL predictions!

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NFL...IT LIVES!!!!!

The long national nightmare may finally be over, but does that mean we are allowed to be excited about football now? UH - HUH! The following are my thoughts on this off season, both in what has happened and what I think may happen.

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Recap of Last Year's NFL Predictions

Well, I have been taking my time, but is finally time that I go back and recap where my NFL Predictions fell for last year. Not saying I did bad, but not as well as when I actually predicted a season ending injury for Tom Brady. Let's take a look!

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Superbowl Pick Time Baby

In a lot of ways, this may be the best Superbowl match-up prior to the game that I can remember for a long time. Two teams with great defenses, infamous QBs trying to ignore their pasts (for very different reason), blue-collar teams, and teams with largely overweight fan bases. But the real question is...who will win (especially since the VW Darth Vader commercial is already commercial of the year)?

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One for one with the Pro Bowl

This must mean I pick that other end of the year game right...